Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Back in Action 2025

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Netflix needs to stop making these.

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  Dope Sick Love 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I visited st marks after watching this cuz I haven’t been over there in a while and holy shit it’s crazy how different it is.
  Insane how this seems like a lifetime ago.

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  Call me “The Fat Joint King*”!!!🍃😮‍💨🤌
  That’s that flower from Percy Jackson 🌺

  This movie starts off like ‘Saltburn’, then goes into ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ territory and ends with ‘I Spit On Your Grave’ vibes. A trip to Weinstein island 

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  Mean Girls 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2023

  "And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs... and the HOMOSEXUALS."

  I have seen this a million times its great and still remains top 3 whitest movies ever lol
  HAPPY MEAN GIRLS DAY!!!