Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Unironically I think Phoebus and Esmeralda were my first ship as a six-year-old (in other news, I have made at least a dozen people watch the Hellfire scene with me pointing at the screen like the gape-jawed soyjack meme)

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  A Streetcar Named Desire 1951

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025 3

  I love the examination of society’s idea of femininity and masculinity at extremes and at odds, but Blanche is hard to watch most of the time. 

  I’m also horrified that I’m turning into her as I approach thirty

Popular reviews

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  Bonnie and Clyde 1967

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2014 2

  One of maybe 30 movies that made me a worse teenager

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  Stand by Me 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2023 1

  Kiefer Sutherland had the violent, small town redneck market CORNERED in the final decades of the twentieth century, let me tell you.

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