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  • Despicable Me 4

    ★★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★★½

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★½

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★½

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  • Despicable Me 4

    Despicable Me 4

    ★★★★

    Fuck you it’s a great franchise 

    10/10 nudity - banana🍌

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★★½

    Super fun movie. I only wish the tornado blew her freakin clothes off 

    1/10 nudity

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    Great post sex movie (I’m assuming) 

    This is miles better than No Country for Old Men 
    This film has no flaws

    10/10 everything
    0/10 nudity, but it makes ya think 🤔

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

    The review you’ve all been waiting for

    The owl wings made noise. That’s not realistic. That’s like an owls one cool thing. The wings don’t make noise. Oh wait… the turning the head 360 degrees is cool too. Silent wings is  like 1 of the 2 cool things owls do. Get it right! 

    Forgot about owl pellets. Those are cool too, it’s like a perfect reverse egg. Comes out the other end and is full of death.

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