OJBM03

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Movies are pretty cool
Social Secretary of the Bath Spa Film Society

Favorite films

  • Ed Wood
  • The Thing
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • Blue Velvet

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  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Wings of Desire

    ★★★★½

  • Rocky

    ★★★★½

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★★★

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  • I Love You Phillip Morris

    I Love You Phillip Morris

    ★★★★

    Is it really a crime if you’re in love with Ewan McGregor? If so I need to go to jail for all the onions I’ve stolen from tesco, it’s real simple you just get like the three onions in the slutty fishnets and instead of scanning it you go on the the thing on the self checkout to find stuff without barcodes and put the one of the large onions

    (Joke for legal reasons)

  • Exit Through the Gift Shop

    Exit Through the Gift Shop

    ★★★★

    My Bansky ideas:
    Lines of cocaine but in the shape of a Wi-Fi signal 
    Countdown but the clock is in digital format
    University challenge but hosted by an orangutang
    Neil buccanon Googling signs of an art-attack
    France but the Eiffel Tower is a swashsticka 
    Police beating up a black crayon while a white crayon murder a child
    Dogs eating a can of hienz beans
    Royal family but they don’t look inbred 
    Pride flag but in black and white
    Ducks with…

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    Inventing a Time Machine to stop rich people from ever existing in order to stop mid tier eat the rich films from ever existing

  • Wings of Desire

    Wings of Desire

    ★★★★½

    I mean if these are supposed to be like Christian angels god could’ve just hooked em up with a copy of the sims then he wouldn’t have lost one of his angels to Colombo and a trapeze artist

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  • Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 2008

    Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special 2008

    ★★★★½

    Look I’m just gonna say it James Corden was funny, he’s not anymore don’t know what happened he needs to be investigated soon

  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    ★★★½

    I want to see Barry injured so I can nurse him back to health with a teaspoon of sugar water then stomp on him the moment he recovers