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  Coach Carter 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  don’t get me wrong, i absolutely was rooting for coach carter, but like wasn’t this dude just as bad as the whiplash drum guy?? and he wasn’t even a teacher at the school

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  Grease 1978

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  do you think the fbi butt identifiers ever caught the boys or what

  tried to watch this during discord movie night and it ended up taking us three hours bc pluto tv dot com displayed a different number of ads to each of us at different points in the movie

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  Lady Bird 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Aug 2024

  i actually have yeeted myself from a car bc i couldn’t handle a conversation i was having with my family - but my suggestion to lady bird would have been to just wait for a stoplight tbh bc i wouldn’t have wanted to get yelled at for injuring myself

  anyway now i get what my friends meant when they said my mom seemed like a worse version of the mom from lady bird

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  a movie i do not regret spending the evening of my thirtieth birthday watching, even if i spent the entire time kinda stressed out bc i felt like everyone was gonna die 

  like i genuinely spent the last hour of this movie oscillating between typing in my movie group chat and having my hands over my face like 😱, waiting for something crazy to happen

  and yet somehow the shit that happened STILL took me by surprise! what the fuck!

  i cannot believe the movie ended with 🆗 ->💥->🐀 ???

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