Jakob Benes

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Favorite films

  • High School Musical
  • Baby Driver
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Transformers: The Movie

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

  • The Waterboy

    ★★

  • The Wedding Singer

    ★★★★

  • Ash

    ★★★★

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

    Neat idea that wasn’t executed as well as it could’ve. They had a grey cast and a great idea and it was just kinda was murder unicorns. I feel like they could’ve been more creative, I wish they had explored a little more about the actual unicorns. Enjoyable but not life changing.

  • The Waterboy

    The Waterboy

    ★★

    The Fonz takes in a bullied autistic man and helps him become a star football player. If this was a drama where Adam sander wasn’t the main character this would be way better. But unfortunately it’s a comedy where is is the main character and he’s just bullied relentlessly. It’s just not enjoyed to watch, it’s just sad. To be fair, there are some funny moments and it’s not a horrible movie, it’s just shit people would definitely be canceled for in this day and age.

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    Bullet train was really fun. It was mostly passed well with fun action and characters. Lemon and Tangerine definitely stole the show but I also really enjoyed ladybug. The ending was fun but didn’t feel deserved. There is definitely a 5 star movie in there somewhere but it’s not what was delivered. I feel the biggest issues was the flashbacks. They were used too often and made me feel like they though I was stupid and couldn’t remember something from…

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★

    I had quite a bit of fun with this movie. I really enjoyed seeing a classic style of animation like this in the big screen and wish it was something we got more often. The story definitely wasn’t amazing and the wearing wasn’t the best but I still enjoyed it a bit and found myself laughing a few times.