Carson Loudner

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Just a guy with good taste who hates movies

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Baby Driver
  • Apocalypse Now
  • The Lighthouse

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  • The Waterboy

    ★★½

  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • The Wedding Singer

    ★★★

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  • The Waterboy

    The Waterboy

    ★★½

    Adam Sandler-a-thon #6

    This is maybe the most fun movie to me so far, but I cannot for the life of me give it a positive review because Sandler spends 90 minutes of this movie giving his impression of a neurodivergent man for laughs. It’s mainly just sad how everyone around him constantly picks on him and belittles him until he starts playing football. The supporting cast is pretty great though, love Henry Winkler.

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    What if music was a cult and they worshipped Billy Corgan?

    First of all, Ayo Edebiri and Mr. John Malkovitch, I think you guys were great. Loved seeing you guys get a nice little opportunity to act :)

    But I think this film falls short on how it delivers its message. It’s fairly clear that it’s a commentary on the fanaticism that surrounds entertainment celebrities. This film focuses on an 80s/90’s pop star, but its main cast is comprised of…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★½

    Possibly the most paradoxical movie I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing. I loved this film. It’s spectacular, but I don’t even really want to talk about the film itself beyond the recommendation to go watch it as soon as possible. I want to talk about the marketing and the ideas behind the film.

    CGI Robbie Williams Chimpanzee with human proportions $110M budget. I’d say whose idea was this until I saw the movie and realized how brilliant it is.…