Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La Chimera 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024

  When I close my eyes this movie plays. And when I sleep and when I get sad and when I dance drunk and when I taste dirt and when I wear dirty linen suits and blink into the sun and clutch myself and search. 

  Every movie should have a scene midway through of a folk song being sung about the main characters of the movie. 

  Leave Italy alone you sad sad British man.

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  The Swan 2023

  Watched 16 Nov 2024

  loved this

Popular reviews

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  Johnny Mnemonic 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Sep 2023

  My brains been freaked I got zapped all to hell by this movie it’s perfect it’s perfect it’s perfect

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  The Blob 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2022

  Quite possibly the most exciting, anxiety inducing, shocking, grossest, us-government-hating, major-character-killing monster movie I’ve ever seen