Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  jenna ortega w a septum piercing

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  mindblowing use of shadow, depth of field, and lighting. seriously, i can’t even really wrap my mind around it. narratively, it’s boring as FUCK and draaggs. trying to stay awake watching this all the way through at 8am should be an olympic sport.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  chest caressing w hubby’s dead granny ring is extra devious

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  Arrival 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025 2

  those things are fuckin HUUUUUUGE. definitely the scariest/chillest aliens of all time.

  and yea i will watch anything this guy makes.