Clare

Clare Pro

the words every woman longs to hear: effects by screaming mad george

Favorite films

  • A Knight's Tale
  • Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature
  • Theatre of Blood
  • Road House

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

  • Robin Hood

    ★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★

  • The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men

    ★★★

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    "He's the ultimate life form: a boomer."

    (Cannot believe how bonkers anime this gets. Hooting and hollering over the most absurdly raised stakes possible. I don't often cop to '00s nostalgia, having been '80s-pilled by VH1 at the time, but this makes the dopamine go fast. Awoo!)

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

    ★★½

    "I'll knop your scop." Too much Richard!!!

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  • Moon Child

    Moon Child

    ★★★½

    I'm not sure why this vampire is in this gangster movie, but Gackt is certainly acting his heart out here, dang.

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★

    The special effects are still splendid and the cackling atmosphere is fabulous, but, unfortunately, I just cannot take the Invisible Man seriously when he announces "Off to go do another murder!" and has to take off all his clothes.