Clare

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the words every woman longs to hear: effects by screaming mad george

Favorite films

  • A Knight's Tale
  • Mermaid Chronicles Part 1: She Creature
  • Theatre of Blood
  • Road House

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  • Escape from L.A.

    ★★½

  • Miss Minoes

    ★★★½

  • Robin Hood

    ★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

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  • Escape from L.A.

    Escape from L.A.

    ★★½

    "John Carpenter hates his agent and now it's everybody's problem!"

  • Miss Minoes

    Miss Minoes

    ★★★½

    Amélie meets Harriet the Spy for kids who are obsessed with cats; breezy and quirky. I love that the cats are, well, cats; Minoes, for instance, never once takes responsibility for drinking the toxic goo that turns her human, and the cats keep checking in on Minoes to see if this awful "being a human" business is gonna wear off or what. ("No tail?" "Not even a bump.") Carice Van Houten is absolutely lovely! Breezy and cute, and I was…

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  • Moon Child

    Moon Child

    ★★★½

    I'm not sure why this vampire is in this gangster movie, but Gackt is certainly acting his heart out here, dang.

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood

    ★★★

    I think I watched this on repeat as a kid; my mother quotes this movie to this day and so many of frames of animation in this film have been burned into my brain. It was also my introduction to Robin Hood, so imagine my gob-smacked surprise watching Robin Hood: Men in Tights and there were all these other dudes I had no clue existed?

    Coming back to it as an adult, what smacks my gob this time is actually…