Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Long Good Friday 1980

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  a proto-Guy Ritchie with an edge and a killer soundtrack.

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  Fight or Flight 2024

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  grading it on a curve. it has something, even if that something is fountains of blood and some toad venom.

  having said that - morality tale about child slaves? what are we doing people.

Popular reviews

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  Beware of the Car! 1966

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Jan 2022

  the ratio of screen time Papanov gets to the number of his quotes everyone knows is incredible.

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  Deus 2022

  ★½ Watched 14 Sep 2022

  if you like me thought that "a mysterious black sphere is discovered in the orbit of Mars and a spaceship is sent to investigate" is a bulletproof concept, oh brother let me tell ya.

  by this point I should know better, but I'm still going into every garbage sci-fi movie there is with an open heart.
  this one borrows extensively from Sunshines and Event Horizons of the world, and the borrowed parts are the only decent ones.