Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  in contention for the greatest gameplay loop film ever?
  kill monsters -> sell loot -> get better gear -> kill bigger monsters

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  Dressed to Kill 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  between everyone is a pervert (funny) Verhoeven and everyone is a pervert (scary) De Palma - what a time it was.

Popular reviews

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  Beware of the Car! 1966

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Jan 2022

  the ratio of screen time Papanov gets to the number of his quotes everyone knows is incredible.

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  Deus 2022

  ★½ Watched 14 Sep 2022

  if you like me thought that "a mysterious black sphere is discovered in the orbit of Mars and a spaceship is sent to investigate" is a bulletproof concept, oh brother let me tell ya.

  by this point I should know better, but I'm still going into every garbage sci-fi movie there is with an open heart.
  this one borrows extensively from Sunshines and Event Horizons of the world, and the borrowed parts are the only decent ones.