When Benji said “You are, like, an awesome guy stuck inside the body of somebody who's always running late.” I had to pause the film to cry because that tiny comedic line heard me in a way I’ve never been heard before.
Humans being humans has, and always will be,
my favourite niche of media to consume and this just…
It’s like I went on holiday with the best and worst parts of my brain in 90 minutes.
Humanist, succinct, layered, (to…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ohh the normies and the civvies are gonna loooooove this.
“Will you elaborate on your critique?”
No.
Once again got scammed by
The Substance/Cannes
“bUt Did yoU SeE?? It’s RENOWNED?!” Label
It’s bad, is what it is.
“NO BUT DO YOU GET IT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF A BETTER LIFE?!”
She fell in love with nothing, she is a shallowly explored character with her name on the title and her nipples on the lens.
Left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a whopping headache.
My body is physically trying to reject this film. I feel. UN. WELL.
I’m hurting. I need to lie down in a dark room.
2023 is absolutely obliterating the lack of cinema we’ve had since 2020 and idk how much more I can mentally and physically handle.
5/5 ⭐️
