Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Green Mile 1999

  ★★ Added

  I prefer Reform School Girls

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  Reform School Girls 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2023

  Like The Green Mile, but better.

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  So disappointingly messy, long and boring, I wanna cry

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  Rules of Engagement 2000

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  euk

Popular reviews

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  Apocalypto 2006

  ★★★★★ Added

  People, this was not written to be a BBC documentary, it was produced to be a masterpiece of popular cinema, and it did it. I like Tarkovsky like anyone here, but I do enjoy letting go as well, and this movie delivers like very few others.

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  Underwhelming, predictable and infuriating, in that order. I mean, producing a piece of work that will be seen by millions is a responsibility, the world does not need that now. Eurk