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The Green Knight 2021
Dreamlike. An olde English lullaby. A fairytale dragged through mud. Unsure if it's espousing honor and virtue or spitting in its face. It's a mythical period piece that still feels real, like there was a time in history when spirits wanted their heads back and sex belts protected against tree people and giant naked titans ate mothers and children alike. Oops-- wrong franchise. The slow cinematography is incredibly alluring. I'd put on Dev Patels yellow cloak and never take it off! Even on the toilet!
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Black Widow 2021
One of the most dull and lifeless entries yet! The action was sporadic, floaty, and meaningless. The stakes never felt high. I enjoyed Scarlett Johansson and Florence Pugh's performance though!
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