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Recent reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Vistavision supremacy

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your nightmarish possession seizures just restarted, you're trending, your husband was just in Orlok Castle closing the deal of a lifetime. don't walk around Wisborg looking this crazy. nightgown buttoned to the TOP and these quaker ass bonnets. what's going on? idk is she was coked out or what ????

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024 1

  I would have rather had the $120 million worth of wine back than this waste of valuable IMAX film stock. The so-called groundbreaking sociopolitical commentary this is meant to be on the United States is shallower than the Bed Stuy goldfish pond. Francis Ford Coppola swears to god he’s Ayn Rand, Shakespeare, and George Orwell all rolled into one but when you ask to see proof of his genius he shows you Aubrey Plaza’s boobs and archival 9/11 footage. All this being said, the very fact that it exists is sort of beautiful.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  I ate it right up and I licked the fucking plate.

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