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Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Fully convinced that when Jessie Eisenberg wrote the script for this every other line was just:

  << Kieran Culkin ad libs here >>

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Just picture it: they pick up Robert Pattinson from Good Time and they look for the oligarch son and the bottle of acid together.

Popular reviews

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  Hamilton 2020

  ½ Watched 11 Jul 2020

  “Raise a glass to freedom something they can never take away no matter what they tell you”

  Lin Manuel Miranda, truly, fuck you. 

  This was worse than I expected and I expected nothing. There’s no characters just a random musical bukake of nationalistic pseudo rap. 

  Oh I got an idea guys, what if we water down hip hop culture so an old white audience can feel like they’re growing without actually trying. 

  Then guys THEN, we dress up a bunch…

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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  ★★ Watched 24 Aug 2019 1

  Well...it is pretty...