Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I’ve been so jaded by the movie meta of the last few years that an adventure movie played completely straight and executed decently feels… just ok?

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  Robert Eggers is an accurate straight shooter when it comes to mythical adaptations

Popular reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★½ Watched 10 Feb 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Delivered on everything that was promised but each of those was like a C+ 

  Double the emperors for half the crazy and none of the gravitas

  Glad the Great British Bakeoff guy found work though

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