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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 2010
If you enjoy white people in middle eastern roles and lots and LOTS of these white people jumping off high things without breaking any limbs or becoming mush… THEN THIS MOVIE IS FOR YOU!!
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Megalopolis 2024
Is it possible to give a movie 0 stars on here? Because that is the rating of my heart. But yeah I’m not sure this app allows this. Does it consider it bullying?
Anyways onto my review. I watched this last night so it’s fresh in my mind. After being confused and suffering for 2.5 hours I knew I needed to review this movie quick smart before it skittered out of my brain totally.
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Angels & Demons 2009
YOU BEST BELIEVE I am going to be watching Angels and Demons after watching the movie of the century: The Da Vinci code. The Da Vinci code is movie 1/3 where Tom hanks nondescript character discovers his kinda girlfriend is Mary Magdalene and Jesus’s great great great great great granddaughter. CINEMA.
So this movie is 2/3 and is very similar to 1/3 but instead of FRANCE we are in ITALY. And Ewan McGregor is in it. Who is a pissed…
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The Da Vinci Code 2006
Hello :) this is my first review!
Just a preface I have a propensity to watch only movie slop with my friends so please don’t expect to be reading any Conclave, Anora or that Timothee Chalamet Bob Dylan movie reviews on here. Thank you.Anywhoo.. When my friend put on the movie the da Vinci code I was ready for an action packed movie with a backdrop of JESUS. Pretty sure I remember an old poster from this series had…
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