Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  West Side Story 2021

  ★★★ Watched 07 May 2022

  west side snorry

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 May 2023

  third act made me make noises i don’t even make during sex.

Popular reviews

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  X 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2023

  first they came for the housing market and i said nothing.
  then they came for the sex and drugs and i said nothing.
  then they came for the immigrants and i said nothing.
  then they came for me and mia goth said something.

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2014

  here's a list of villains and their apparent super powers.

  rhino:
  - making peter late for graduation.
  - bad accent.
  - inability to recognise that he's not in a cartoon.
  - the ability to have worse tattoos than the entirety of weatherspoons on a friday night.
  - inane laugh.

  electro:
  - making a bigger deal than yaya toure of people not realising it's his birthday.
  - bad theme music.
  - ability to always be clothed despite dematerialising and then rematerialising.…