would be 5 stars but i have principles
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Oppenheimer 2023
oppenheimer, looking at camera: i wonder... if someone will ever tell the truth about this...... [has a symbolic Trauma Hallucination worthy of a cable show]
cut to rami malek: you have been telling everyone that you're good but.... actually..... you're bad
[TRIUMPHAL MUSIC BOOMS]cut to han solo: the hero who foiled your evil plan, mr salieri? john f kennedy himself
christopher nolan voiceover: isn't nuclear annihilation worrying? i'm glad to be making groundbreaking contributions to this new topic
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