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Jackass Number Two 2006
Short review: "WARNING The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see."
Showing up to grade 7 on Monday morning and immediately kicking your friend in the balls.
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Dogville 2003
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Short Review: Probably the only film where a child being gunned down by mobsters was 100% justified.
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McCabe & Mrs. Miller 1971
In the snowy mountains of the American northwest sits the small growing town of Presbyterian Church—named for the church that sits on the edge which its townspeople have never attended. Attuned to the delightfully evil songs of Leonard Cohen, we see our drunken coward of a hero stroll into town with a horse, cards, a comically oversized fur coat, and whores. And there are more whores to come! With all the talking over each other conversations one should always expect…
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The Seventh Continent 1989
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During one of the many glimpses into Georg’s typical Austrian life in the 1980s, he is visited at work by a former coworker who has been forced into retirement due to health reasons—probably bread related. The former coworker, coming to collect his belongings, isn’t sad he has lost his job as much as he is sad that he no longer has a thing to do for the majority of the week, and the invention of Internet porn is still a…
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