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  • Nope

    ★★★★½

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★★

  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    ★★★★

  • Hellboy

    ★★★

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  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    ★★★★

    This movie is a prime example of why “letting them cook” can be a great thing and I am so mad that we will probably never get a third sequel.

    Made after a successful Oscar run with “Pan’s Labyrinth”, del Toro was allowed to take more creative control with “The Golden Army” and based it on an original story cooked up by Mignola and himself. What is truly great about this sequel is that it does not suffer from all…

  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer

    ★★★★

    I was tempted to give this a 3.5 because, after watching it so many times, it sort of becomes an act of comfort for me and the cracks in this movie begin to show. Yet, I unabashedly love this movie and the sequels. Fuqua and Washington have some great cinematic chemistry. Is it overripe justice porn genre fare? Yeah, it is. And it still rules.

    So, I took myself back to the first time I saw this extremely entertaining action…

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  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★

    Goddamn this movie is so unbelievably sick. It’s criminal that we didn’t get a sequel. Karl Urban is lights out as Judge Dredd. Lena Headey is devious as Ma-Ma. Plus… Wood Harris!!! Domhnall Gleeson!!! Olivia Thirlby!!! Slow-mo gore-filled shootouts!!! Excellent one-liners!!! Psychedelic visuals!!! What more could you want?!

    I rewatched this on a whim and absolutely locked in. At 95 minutes total runtime, how could you not? Directed by Pete Travis (and writer Alex Garland), this is a lean, mean,…

  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★

    This is objectively a 2.5 star film (true mid) but I had a lot of fun watching Hartnett psychopath his way out increasing levels of extremely improbable situations. He seemed like he was really having the time of his life playing Cooper which made it all the more enjoyable to watch. I didn’t need the weird and unnecessary “popstar hostage channeling the mom’s psychic ghost” scene in the car, though. Also, who goes out to buy merch between the songs…

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