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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Dracula features real estate agents within the narrative because, like vampires, both landlords and real estate agents are also blood sucking parasites.

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The moral is that cinephiles are a bunch of freaky losers, which hurts but it's true nonetheless.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  Truly putting the "body" into body horror. Darkly funny and harrowing in equal measure. The couple next to me said loudly "well that was a waste of two hours" and stomped off in anger. Consider that a resounding endorsement.

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  Chinatown 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2024 1

  Wow. What an incredibly well crafted cinematic tragedy that deals with some seriously heavy themes. I sure hope the director isn't a disgusting freak who should be in prison.

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