Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ghost Rider 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2025

  Nicholas Cage's Faust
  😏🏍️🔥💀🔥
  'nuff said

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  Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  After years of coming back to this I must say RAD!
  Tik-Tok edits had me thinking there was a lot more action than there actually was but it's an honest to goodness vibe of 90's OVA

  Captures the essence of classic Sonic perfectly and gave me Sonic brain rot until I die.

  "There can only be ONE SONIC!" - Hyper Metal Sonic (1996)

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  As a Sonic fan the only enjoyment I got out of this movie was honestly just Shadow, the scenes that included him, and the grown adults in the theater laughing loudly at every joke.

  "This Is Like Taking Candy From A Baby, Which Is Fine By Me." - Shadow The Hedgehog (2005)

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  Alien, Alien Resurrection and Prometheus
  These were the ingredients chosen
  To create the "perfect Alien film"
  But Ridley Scott accidentally
  Added an extra ingredient to the concoction
  Fede Alvarez
  

  "If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a Xenomorph Human Homunculi on the big screen, I'd have 2 nickles... Which isn't a lot but it's crazy I saw it twice" - Doctor Doofenshmirtz (probably)