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  • The Green Mile
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Shrek 2
  • Oppenheimer

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  • Batman Begins

    ★★★½

  • Pulp Fiction

    ★★★

  • Us

    ★★½

  • Top Gear: The Burma Special

    ★★★★★

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  • Batman Begins

    Batman Begins

    ★★★½

    Here I am sat bored with no plans until my weekend binge drinking begins on Friday but then Bruce Patrick Bateman Wayne appears to save my week.
    Now I am on call this week but if someone tries ringing me whilst I'm watching this trilogy they can get to fuck I will be finishing the film before I even think about driving down there.

    It might be a bit immoral to have a favoruite villian, and I was treated with…

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★

    I watched this last night but needed to sleep on it before confirming the rating as I realise this could cause some controversy.
    Sleep did not change my mind but even still I'll keep it brief.

    The entire Bruce Willis plot would have completely ruined this if it wasn't for the main man Winston Wolf stepping in and putting things back on track.
    Everything else was good stuff.

    I need to thank Bruno Fernandes for saving me in fantasy league…

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    Fuck me this is bad. Like worse than dogman bad.
    320 million dollars on this is the biggest money laundering scheme I've seen since that BTEC sweet shop shut in Cardiff last week.

    Unlike the guy who I single handedly, with absolutely no help whatsoever, beat to win the FRC 2K25 civil war I will not be adding any extra points for MBB. There's not enough points to take away for her in all truth. She's in the Joey King…

  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

    ★★★

    Looking for a film to watch at 5am I stumble across this classic and the following quotations are my internal monologue during this time.
    "Oh Butch Cassidy that's Paul Newman and Katharine Ross. Hang on weren't the whole FRC collectively slagged off and called idiots by Mr Depressed in his Dogman review for not knowing who Paul Newman is"
    I did check to confirm my suspicion
    "Fucking knew we were, guess I'm watching this now then cause this idiot clearly…

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