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  Morbius 2022

  Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  so why didn't michael and milo smooch

  p.s. i don't know how to describe my gripe with this movie except that, although it kinda has a plot, it just feels like it has such little substance?? however, there are rare moments where jared leto or matt smith serve cunt (i mean this ironically) (the dance scene with matt smith is still so fucking funny). also i don't like the motion blur / wispy thing they added around mmmichael mmmorbius when he flies i think it looks dumb 😔

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  Watcher 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Labyrinth 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2022

  the worm is so gender envy ugh

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  Cade: The Tortured Crossing 2023

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  the tiger scene is truly fantastic but tbh i don't think this was neil's best work,, the pacing was a little odd, which may have been partially because of the use of green screen. that song on the keyboard was crazy though i had a fun time