Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Arcade 1993

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Cult Movie Challenge 2025 Week 8
  Albert Pyun Week

  Right, let’s get this straight—this film is an absolute dog’s dinner, and not the good kind with gravy and biscuits. Nah, this is more like when I find a bit of old sandwich on the pavement and instantly regret eatin’ it.

  So, Arcade is about some cursed VR game that traps people inside. Sounds decent on paper, but in reality? It’s like watchin’ someone try to play a broken PlayStation 1…

• 

  Taste the Blood of Dracula 1970

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Cult Movie Challenge 2025 Week 7
  Hammer Films Week

  Now this is what I’m talkin’ about, la! Five stars, no question. Gothic castles, creepy atmospheres, and Dracula himself lookin’ like he’s just woken up from a three-day bender. Absolutely boss.

  First off, Christopher Lee—what a fella. Shows up lookin’ dead serious, drippin’ menace, like he’s about to tell you off for nickin’ his chips. Barely says a word, but everyone’s still bricking it. Iconic. If I had that kind of…

Popular reviews

• 

  The Gate 1987

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Cult Movie Challenge 2025 Week 3

  Right, so this one’s about a couple of kids accidentally opening a portal to some demon-infested nightmare. Sound. Typical weekend activity if yer ask me.

  First off, fair play to the little fella—he finds a massive spooky hole in his garden and just cracks on. Me? I’d be halfway down the street, barking me head off. But nah, this lad’s just poking at it like it’s nowt. Humans, honestly.

  The stop-motion beasties? Boss. Proper…

• 

  Cotton Comes to Harlem 1970

  ★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  Cult Movie Challenge 2025 Week 6
  Blaxploitation Week

  Right, so this one’s supposed to be a proper classic—bit of crime, bit of comedy, and a whole lotta chaos in Harlem. But honestly? It was a bit of a mixed bag, like when I expect a treat and it’s just me hooman’s socks.

  Don’t get me wrong, the two main coppers, Gravedigger and Coffin Ed—boss names, by the way—had some proper good banter. Sharp lads, no nonsense. But the story? Bit…