Week 10: Mar. 5-Mar. 11
Cannon Group Week
I understand that the original plan for this was to be a 2-hour, black and white rock opera featuring characters called GIBSON, PEARL, and FENDER.
Release the Pyun cut because no way that’s more boring than this. Keep the crucifix scene, though, obvs.
Week 9: Feb. 26-Mar. 4
Keith David Week
This movie had something to say, but didn’t really say it very well. The characters were really poorly drawn and some probably decent young actors (and Keith actual David) were hung out to dry by some pretty woeful writing.
Ending was shite, and all.
Week 7: Feb. 12-Feb. 18
Hammer Films Week
Felt like one of those DTV Hellraiser sequels where the iconic villain is shoehorned into about 6 scenes of a movie that could have easily survived without him.
The voice of Wallace/Cleggy from Last Of The Summer Wine (depending on how old you are) was in it, though, so not all bad.
ShudderWeen Day 27/31
A.k.a The Hostel of 1,000 Corpses
Apart from setting realistic expectations for the peak male body/cock size this movie didn’t do anything remotely as interesting as I’m sure it thought it did.
