Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Serpico 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  “Serpico is now somewhere in Switzerland”
  Yah.. in Switzerland absolutely fitted the fuck out

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  ★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  if u look up shit in the dictionary, all 1 hour and 49 minutes of alien resurrection will begin to play

Recent reviews

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  Corpse Bride 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  bro is text book male manipulator

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  The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  All this is missing is ben affleck

Popular reviews

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  BEEF 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2023 12

  Hurt people, hurt people

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 May 2023 9

  me and my brother on the way to watch vol 3 listened to the first two mixtapes. On the way back listened to vol 3

  what is it like 9 years in the making of this trilogy? And man Gunn really hits it home with the third installment, you really get to see more of the characters you’ve grown to love over the years. 

  While the mcu has felt very derivative and stale the last couple installments, vol 3 really…