Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paper Moon 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I’m off a CANN rn and wouldn’t have fallen for some of those schemes.

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  Red Rocket 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  This is as good if not better than Simon Rex’s Instagram clips back in 2014.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★ Watched 07 Apr 2022

  This was like sucking on a Blow Pop for 152 mins. It’s nice at first, then you tire of the saccharine, artificial flavor, and then it all ends and you’re stuck chewing on something that loses its flavor within seconds.

  This will be my Baby Driver of 2022.

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  Chef 2014

  ★ Watched 19 Dec 2020 4

  I haven’t seen Chef. I hope to never watch it. I just needed to give Jon Favreau a fat fuckin L for how bad the Mandalorian is.

  I can’t think of anyone that gets so much praise for being so uninspired. Jon Favreau is the human equivalent of a 2020 rebranding of project in which Cracker Jack drops the little sailor boy and replaces him with a monogram. Not that there’s much character left in the Star Wars franchise, but…