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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Eggars weakest by far. Victorian fears about horniness? That’s how deep we’re gonna get with this? Booooriiiing. I kept thinking of Herzogs version the entire film. Less stylish, but that versions got substance

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  Queer 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  If you have a drink every time the “horny leitmotif’ plays - which plays every few minutes - you will be half as drunk as Willliam in the movie

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  To my fiance: I would never drink the juice that makes you not listen to your girlfriend babe

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  Creed 2015

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2021 1

  What if boxing was a metaphor for other stuff, like being a fighter, and working hard on things

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