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  Men in Black 3 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This trilogy is worth the watch. It's not something that gets better as the movies go on but to remember that movies can just tell a decent story and just be enjoyable to watch is nice. The chemistry that you watch between the two shouldn't work but it really does.

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  Slender Man 2018

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Sitting through this a second time made me question my own sanity. Also why didn't they have any lights in the whole town? Does Slenderman hate big electric could this be a documentary about big corporations and small towns. Or is it just a shitty movie with no rhyme or reason.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Space the final frontier.

  Movies like this make me wonder if it's a look to a really idiotic future similar to that of Idiocracy or if it will just be another movie that talked about the future. The fact that all the characters and behaviors hit to some pretty popular current figures also didn't help me believe this was just looking into a crystal ball.
  Regardless space jobs look like they suck similar to earth jobs and that's a bummer. I think if this was done in real life we'd all just be Expendables.

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  #6

  This movie is similar to when you have your first real life awakening. You realize how naive you are to the world and believe you have the ability to change the bad and save one person. Then a man addicted to PBR and sex with clothes on tells you that you can't change shit and beats the crap out of you. After that you just hope that in some way you can go back to that once naive life you lived in some way; only to be greeted by a lady who calls your business a disease but hey that's life am I right.

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