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The Alpinist 2021
I cry literally every time. Seen this 3 times now. It’s exhaustingly powerful. The reverence Marc-Andre Leclerc effortlessly commands by being a good dude is spoken to life by people who surrounded him and loved him. His mom was the most fascinating lens to me this 3rd viewing. I felt her pain more this go around. The film always hits me different, and I’ll probably watch it the rest of my life.
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Apocalypto 2006
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
TL;DR sometimes you kill the bear. Sometimes the bear kills you. And sometimes… sometimes the bear fucks you, then kills you.
Shits depressing man. Some old world religions did not value life at all. All for new world religion to just come do the same thing but in a different flavor. The ending is unbelievably effective and dark and true. The combat is so sick. Blunt weapon warfare goes hard. Definitely do not want to have any of those jagged…
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Barbie 2023
TL;DR If you’re a dude, and you feel threatened by this, go to therapy.
Cried twice during this. Liked it more then Oppenheimer (saw it on the same day as each other for Barebenheimer 2023). The color pink is sick af. It’s a perfect comedy movie that never takes itself too seriously, and as such, brings gravity to the punchlines. Everyone can take something away from this movie.
Favorite Quote: “Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.”
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The Northman 2022
TL;DR Idk why Alexander Skarsgård and Nicole Kidman have to kiss in every movie.
I feel like this should be way better received than it was. The action is creative. The nature-focused cinematography and themes were second to none. It was pretty insane how amazing Anya Taylor Joy’s acting was. I can’t believe AS and Nicole Kidman kissed again in a weird, emotionally abusive relationship. Big Little Lies is The Northman and The Northman is Big Little Lies.
Favorite Quote: "No man knows if he will celebrate next yuletide as a king or as a slave. Best to be prepared for both."
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