pansatyrical

pansatyrical

Favorite films

  • Black Swan
  • The Witch
  • Bring It On
  • Cruel Intentions

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  • Longlegs

    ★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Smile 2

    ★★★★

  • Abigail

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★½

    This could have been so cool and it just wasn't. It has some really fun, strong elements and is weighed down by triteness. I unfortunately think this is the worst Nic Cage performance I've seen; it almost feels like he's trolling us, which in like ANY other Nic Cage movie, I'm game! It just doesn't work here.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    unfortunately not my favorite but it did the job well enough. acting was superb! lots of really creative visual choices too

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  • My Cannibal Crush

    My Cannibal Crush

    ★★★★

    A silly, campy but heartwarming story. About lesbian cannibals! And as I always say, the world needs more stories about lesbian cannibals.

  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

    Having read the book, I thought this was going to be a lot more suspenseful. What I got was a campy, thoroughly enjoyable comedy. [Obligatory statement about how Nicole Kidman is always flawless.] I couldn't stop smiling the whole time!

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