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The Luck of the Irish 2001
Goes on wayyyyyyy too long for its own good. It's also 100% batshit insane, so bonus points for that.
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Inside Out 2 2024
Same movie again except it's written by Chat-GPT.
Also, the music really sucked ass and I never pay attention to modern Pixar soundtracks. I just bet $50 with my brother that this doesn't win the Oscar, I'll update this review when I'm inevitably right.
EDIT: I never lose.
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12 Angry Men 1957
Baltimore does suck, Juror #7 has a point...
After a second viewing, I've come to the conclusion that this film... is pretty cool. More on that in a later review I'll eventually get around to writing.
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The Swimmer 1968
Who needs friends with pools like these?
Again; I'll write the review when I'm less busy. However, at the very least I want to say that this is perhaps a new all-time favorite. In the least pretentious way of saying this as possible, it embodies everything I love about filmmaking and I'm undeniably going to be thinking about it until I die.
Eat your asshole, Nolan.
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