Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  three things:

  1) bong joon-ho clearly doesn’t care to waste subtlety on a western audience;
  2) I didn’t need a movie to tell me the only thing that makes exploitation bearable is having an impossibly hot Black girlfriend and;
  3) challengers (2024)

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  think of the messiest bitch you know— it’s a man, ain’t it?

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  You either die puzzled by monsterfuckers or you live long enough to become a monsterfucker.

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★½ Rewatched 21 Aug 2024

  imagine sitting next to Bella during that 15 hour and 20 minute flight from seattle to rome while she neurotically bites her bottom lip and keeps waking up with screaming night terrors every time she nods off

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