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  In Bruges 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  Really quite good. Also been awhile since I saw a movie that hates Americans this much.

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  Versus 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2024

  "I am from Yellowstone, Canada."

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  Commando 1985

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jun 2023 1

  This was something else.
  Truly awful hair. Strange outfits.
  A fantastic score. A threadbare plot. A lead actress who was made to attend the Willie Scott School of Female Character Writing. A strange and eclectic mash of assault rifles.
  Inconsistent speedo colors.
  And most of all, so, so many deaths and explosions.

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  The Lightkeepers 2009

  ★ Watched 22 Feb 2024

  "It's like watching stock footage" - my wife

  So inoffensive and boring it winds back around to being amusingly insulting.

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