Parker

Parker

“Live?! I can’t go on live! I’m a movie star, not an actor!”

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Rear Window
  • Heat

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  • Get Shorty

    ★★★★

  • Unfrosted

    ★★

  • The Abyss

    ★★★★

  • Enemy of the State

    ★★★★

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  • Unfrosted

    Unfrosted

    ★★

    It’s ironic because usually my instinct is to avoid any movie that has Amy Schumer or Melissa McCarthy like the plague and now I would rather have the plague than see this again.

  • Tombstone

    Tombstone

    ★★★★

    I don’t want to sound like an old man but they literally do not make movies like this anymore.

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  • Nights in Rodanthe

    Nights in Rodanthe

    ★★

    Never watch a movie with a word you can’t spell. I know that now.

  • Crash

    Crash

    ★½

    Woof.

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