Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Chronicle 2012

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  What a fucking loser

• 

  Marching Powder 2025

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Just wasted £9.99 on this shit, middle aged, cockney attempt at trying to be Trainspotting.

  So incredibly stupid (not in a good way) and transphobic. I'm obviously not the target audience, but shite regardless.

Popular reviews

• 

  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Bro. First David Lynch piece of work consumed.

  Like, do you ever watch a film so good, or just... that, that the passion you thought you'd recently lost for filmmaking comes right back to you?

  Kyle MacLachlan, you are just a dream.

• 

  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  Freakiest shit I ever done seen.

  Sooooo fire, but I don't think I could ever watch it again

Following