Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Underwater 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  Probably a 3.75 but the underwater disaster is a soft spot.

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  The Watchers 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  30min thoughts. Apples don't fall far from trees. Shyamalan must mean "we have funding but an unfinished script" or "plot contrivance made flesh"

  65mim thoughts
  Fuck you. The only thing stupider than this movie is me because I sat through this. This should be enough to strip the Shyamalan's of their DGA, PGA, and / or WGA cards.

  85min thoughts
  How are there 20min left in this. How did I guess the twist but dismiss the thought because it was so dumb.

  Final thoughts end Hollywood nepotism.

Popular reviews

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  The Karate Kid Part III 1989

  ★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  So bad

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  The only trap in this movie is that m night made a movie for his daughter and trapped all of us who watched it.

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