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Recent reviews

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  You're Cordially Invited 2025

  ★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  I refuse to believe that this the funniest movie this group of people could make

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  This movie really tanks once Alia Shawkat stops being in it.

Popular reviews

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  A Quiet Place 2018

  ★ Watched 02 Oct 2024

  I think the premise of this is so laughably implausible that I can’t enjoy it.

  They choose to stay in a house that is so creaky and old they’ve painted the floorboards where it’s safe to walk but they can get in an out of an old pick up or fall into a corn silo without making a peep. And where is this endless supply of sand coming from if they can’t drive anywhere? Emily blunt gives birth in a…

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2024

  This reminded me of some the darker and more violent Coen brothers movies like Fargo or maybe Blood Simple. 

  It definitely takes a while to build up but once it does I think it really takes and becomes much scarier and gorier than I would ever have expected.

  Also, I want it on the record that I did not find the scene at the end where Katy O’Brian turns into a giant to be sexual or erotic. Not at all.…

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