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West Side Story 2021
If a film has a dirty and sweaty Mike Faist in it, it's good. It's the canon, I don't make the rules.
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Elvis 2022
I forgot it was directed by Baz Luhrmann so I was a bit confused at the beginning at why this film felt like being on speed and then Tom Hanks gave me a massive jumpscare. Also, I was expecting like a proper bulge on Austin Butler to make all the girls climax by simply looking at him so they really missed a trick there. On top of it, the relationship with the mother was a bit sus so I’m surprised that the Presley family liked this. Not for me, hound dog.
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Immaculate 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I’ll stay home with my Rosemary’s Baby, thank you.
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