Patrick Hastie

Patrick Hastie

I'm a comedian and a writer or whatever the fuck.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

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  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★

  • Final Destination

    ★★★

  • Threads

    ★★★★½

  • Waitress: The Musical

    ★★★★

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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    ★★★

    This is a Battlestar Galactica (2004) prequel.

    It is also a Casper (1995) prequel.

    So many things to think about after watching this one.

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    ★★★

    I would have stayed on the plane cause I am lazy as hell. I would have deserved what I got.

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    It answers the question, what if a movie sucked for like 5 or 6 different reasons?

  • It Just Takes Time

    It Just Takes Time

    ★★★★½

    Felt this one in my bones.