Patrick Lodge

Patrick Lodge

Read a book if you want a story nerd - ASJackson

Favorite films

  • The Eight Mountains
  • The Beast
  • In Bruges
  • The Great Beauty

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  • Infinity Pool

  • Fargo

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★

    "This Nosferatu is a new spin on the story, depicting the way abusers have a hold over their victims"

    Herzog cast Kinski in 1979. If that doesn't make this derivative. I don't know what does...

    All very distasteful jokes about saxual abuse aside... This is just a bit goofier than it should have been. I'm not JUST talking about the mustache, but yes, I'm also obviously talking about the mustache. Also, not enough rats

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★½

    12 angry peados

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ½

    I knew we were in trouble when Ralph Fiennes came out with an American accent.

    We're introduced to our characters and each is more cliched than the last. But Disney plus tells me this is a horror so perhaps they will develop under pressure. Nope, they maintain their one dimensional nature throughout the film, to a genuinely laughable degree. Meanwhile, Anya Taylor-Joy plays the role of the PROTAGONIST, it might as well be fucking written on her forehead the film…

  • Godland

    Godland

    ★★★★½

    So I paid £65 for a Curzon membership primarily to watch this film a week before it's official UK release, but walked right in and sat down without being addressed by a single member of staff. Oh well.

    Seen people saying this feels empty, but would argue that this is what makes the film so special. Haven't watched anything like it before. Purpose and mans place, both in nature and with his fellow man are examined expertly and are complemented…

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