Favorite films

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  Matilda 1996

  Watched 20 Jul 2024

  i’d have to log this 65 times for of much ive sat thru this with my nephew

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  Rewatched 30 Apr 2024

  matt reeves said what if apes gained not only intelligence but the capacity for toxic yaoi dynamics.

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  Munich – The Edge of War 2021

  Watched 21 Jan 2022 1

  fellas is it gay to try and stop wwii with your ex bestie from uni

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  Daddy Issues 2019

  ★ Watched 19 Apr 2019 2

  “but you’re a LESBIAN”
  “i never said that”
  “but we’re hooking up. we’re making love.”
  “yes but i’m not a lesbian”
  “so you’re bi?”
  “never said that either”
  “so what are you?”
  “what are you?”
  “i like GIRLS. i’m Q U E E R.”

  me, being tied to a chair and bleeding from my ears and nose: PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

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