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  • Creepshow
  • My Dinner with Andre
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Polyester

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  • Leprechaun 3

    ★★

  • The Backrooms (Found Footage)

  • Rejected

    ★★★½

  • Wisdom Teeth

    ★★★★

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  • Polyester

    Polyester

    ★★★★

    Smell Ranking:
    1. Air freshener
    2. New car
    3. Rose
    4. Pizza
    5. Stinky Shoe (honestly pretty good)
    6. Gasoline
    7. Glue
    8. Skunk
    9. Oven gas
    10. Fart
    I cannot explain how much of a joy it is to experience a film gimmick in the comfort of my own home!! I mean, Odarama!! Hell yeah!! If you want to watch this at home, make sure to get the Criterion Blu-ray release, it comes with the Odorama card!! Gotta say…

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  • Leprechaun 3

    Leprechaun 3

    ★★

    Leprechaun 3, otherwise known as the one where:

    1. a man transforms into a slot machine and dispenses coins 
    2. He kills a woman by enlarging her lips, butt, and breasts until she explodes into chunks of flying flesh
    3. Lep makes a pile of green shit appear in a magicians hand
    4. a nude women climbs out of a tv and has sex with a guy, and then it’s revealed she’s a robot and everything transforms except her breasts 😟

  • The Backrooms (Found Footage)

    The Backrooms (Found Footage)

    Bro imagine if this was TJ Miller from Cloverfield 💀

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  • LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest

    LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest

    ★★

    K, so I have some questions…
    1. Why did I watch this? 
    2. Was this supposed to make sense?
    3. Why did I kind of have a blast?!

  • SNL50: The Anniversary Special

    SNL50: The Anniversary Special

    ★★★★

    Just a blast! Perfectly captured the chaos that is Saturday Night Live.