Favorite films

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  Polyester 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025 1

  Smell Ranking:
  1. Air freshener
  2. New car
  3. Rose
  4. Pizza
  5. Stinky Shoe (honestly pretty good)
  6. Gasoline
  7. Glue
  8. Skunk
  9. Oven gas
  10. Fart
  I cannot explain how much of a joy it is to experience a film gimmick in the comfort of my own home!! I mean, Odarama!! Hell yeah!! If you want to watch this at home, make sure to get the Criterion Blu-ray release, it comes with the Odorama card!! Gotta say…

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun 3 1995

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  Leprechaun 3, otherwise known as the one where:

  1. a man transforms into a slot machine and dispenses coins 
  2. He kills a woman by enlarging her lips, butt, and breasts until she explodes into chunks of flying flesh
  3. Lep makes a pile of green shit appear in a magicians hand
  4. a nude women climbs out of a tv and has sex with a guy, and then it’s revealed she’s a robot and everything transforms except her breasts 😟

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  The Backrooms (Found Footage) 2022

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Bro imagine if this was TJ Miller from Cloverfield 💀

Popular reviews

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  LEGO Disney Princess: The Castle Quest 2023

  ★★ Watched 18 Aug 2023

  K, so I have some questions…
  1. Why did I watch this? 
  2. Was this supposed to make sense?
  3. Why did I kind of have a blast?!

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  SNL50: The Anniversary Special 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Just a blast! Perfectly captured the chaos that is Saturday Night Live.