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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Should’ve chucked that thing in the furnace on Der Riese

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Never seen Incredible Hulk
  Never seen Eternals
  Never seen a Captain America
  Never had a clue what they were talkin about

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 18 May 2024

  I was pleasantly surprised by all the bold creative risks taken. For example, not having the dialogue match anyone’s lips. Or the metaphor of showing a can of Pepsi every scene. Truly a 5 out of 5 movie. However, the pizza I was eating while watching this burned my mouth so I’m going to have to give this just a half star. Sorry Sydney Sweeney, please don’t hate me for this opinion, I think we would make really good friends.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Oct 2024 1

  How did we get here?

  Even after five years Todd Phillips was unable to find reason for this film to exist or even write his way out of the corner he left himself in.

  Please start respecting comedy writer/directors so they don’t feel they need to make this meaningless pretentious garbage.

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