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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
3.25/5
Just got back on this god-forsaken app and I’m a tad scared for the backlash I may receive from this review, but overall, this one didn’t do it for me.
First I want to acknowledge that this looks amazing and they did a great job with both of the Mickeys interacting with each other. Also, Robert fucking crushed this performance and was my favorite part; so many great moments from him in this one and I loved his Jekyll…
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Companion 2025
4.25/5
All of my friends had funnier and more cunning reviews of this movie, so I will not even attempt a joke, although there are so many that are right there for the taking.
But this movie was really fun and surprised me—I went in not knowing much, but I am happy to join the crowd of people who liked this one and I am glad it is getting its flowers!
So much to like about this one. Mixes a…
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Anora 2024
3.5/5
I am back with a review for the critically acclaimed ‘Anora’ movie everyone is chatting about. Best Picture winner or another indie flop that Nick doesn’t understand…you will have to read below to find out!
My opps are gonna HATE me for this one; I can already see myself at a party getting crucified by my friends and their less than correct takes.
First, let me start by saying that I DID like this movie; the above score is…
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Megalopolis 2024
-2/5
I took an ed**le for this movie and it was still the worst movie I have ever seen. I felt hig*er leaving the theater than when I entered. I couldn’t tell you what the plot was, but I do remember there being 2 music videos and about a 10 min sequence where the movie is only shown on the bottom half of the screen. There were also so many found footage clips. How was this made by the same…
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